stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he told me I talked like a deaf person
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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