im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
tell me about the fingering
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