OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize