Whod you bang
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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