Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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