Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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