let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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