I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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