we should wear snuggies to the strip club
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
wow bdsm is so cute
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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