one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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