very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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