we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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