I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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