i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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