All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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