Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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