I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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