I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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