Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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