Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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