white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
now i know why i became what i already was.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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