The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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