i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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