Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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