Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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