If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
barbara walters just said penis...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Randomize
