love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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