rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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