he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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