Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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