I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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