Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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