Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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