Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
porn star boner night. come get it.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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