how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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