I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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