they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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