So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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