I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Randomize
