If that was your dad, he is hot
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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