wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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