i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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