brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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