mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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