We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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