i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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