plz talk dirty to me
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
In other news, I just burned my penis
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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