Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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