don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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