She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
