The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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