the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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